I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
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Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
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Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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