Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
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Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
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I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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