she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
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Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
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He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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