Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
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literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
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I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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