I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
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I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
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Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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