You're my little dorito
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
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Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
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Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
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