I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
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Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
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i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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