So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
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We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
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The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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