I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Randomize