It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
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until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
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I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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