I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
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there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
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He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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