I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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