apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
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Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
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In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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