But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
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i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
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By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
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