put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
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The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
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Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
there is glitter all over my balls
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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