I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
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Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
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AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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