He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
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Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
ttyl tear gas
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
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I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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