talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
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she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
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Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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