very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
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The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
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He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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