You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
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You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
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I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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