i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
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i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
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He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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