Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
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I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
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I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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