Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
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I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
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hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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