What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
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The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
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So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I believe in your delicious
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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