just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
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Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
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I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I am naked and annoyed.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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