Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
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I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
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I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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