fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
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Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
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like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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