I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
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Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
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I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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