I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
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She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
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Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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