you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
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I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
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I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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