Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
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She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
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Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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