Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
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ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
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idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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