I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
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Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
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please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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