Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
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...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
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Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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