For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
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i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
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I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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