You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
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Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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