Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
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I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
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In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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