Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
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So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
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My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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