I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
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I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
The air was thick with penises
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
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I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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