So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
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My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
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What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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