sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
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somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
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HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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