He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
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hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
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I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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