Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
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Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
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Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
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