drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
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I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
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No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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