glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
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of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
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I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
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