My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
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He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
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Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
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