You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
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I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
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I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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