Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Houston, we have a squirter
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I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
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I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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