Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
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bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
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I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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