Pappa wants mamma naked
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
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ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
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